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anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult


finding money in your pocket that u forgot about


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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)


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Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine.


‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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my meals in the summer

more food:1am
midnight snack:4am


but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

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first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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